Mascot mastery

This guy really knows how to entertain a crowd.

Awesome Mascot Dance - watch more funny videos

Brilliant, just Brilliant!

The dog, the grape and the onion

Here's two awesome videos that have uplifted my weekend:

The Onion compile irrefutable evidence to prove that smoking really does make you gay:

New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

This Beefy Bulldog may have met his match as his attempts to devour a grape:


There was more, but I don't think y'all deserve it!

O.K. A late entry, but worth every agonising inch...

Fry does Jay Z:

a bit of fry and jay z from defyingdarwin on Vimeo.

Times are card

In these financially troubling times... how the hell is everyone buying up iPhones as if they were half priced hot cakes.
Bearing this in mind, case mate were fully aware accessories may have to take a back seat. So they came up with this!

The Case-Mate iPhone 3G/3Gs recession case

"Tough times call for tough cases and that's where the recession case comes in! The recession case lets you keep cash in your pocket without sacrificing on unique design for your beloved iPhone! But just in case one isn't enough we have the BAILOUT BUNDLE - 10 cases for $7.99! We are now offering FREE “Sharpie Script “personalization on the recession case! Just leave “Albertus Medium” selected and you will get your very own personalized recession case! If ordering a bundle we will personalize the first case."

Comedy gold, and if you go to the site you read their fun and informative Q&A's, including:
"Q) Can I use this case to microwave my frozen pizzas?
A) I dont see why not, although we cant insure quality taste"

The Gerenuk

This strange but instantly amusing creature was posted today on 'Fuck you Penguin'. A hilarious blog that shines the cold light of day on any image that the public may deem as 'cute'. If you haven't read it, you must check it out! If you've already been there a done that, get the FU T-shirt.

Was ist die Story

That clever little Hitler is so quick with his Virals. He has already made a video about the very sad but well over due Oasis split.



Luckily I got to see Oasis this year, I know I said I don't like them, but I don't.
Although it was good seeing them at Heaton Park in their hometown Manchester, but it were the fans that really carried the performance. The entire place erupted in swinging arms, dragging knuckles and 20,000 people slurring the horrible drone that is any Oasis record (please, it has been playing since '91).
What can I say... it was AMAZING!

Back to the point, good work Hitler!

Take a Walk on the Wild Side

BBC have started their twisted nature series 'Walk on the Wild Side'. Jason Manford and a host load of others lend their vocal talents to vast array of different animal species. It's as if Nick Park and David Attenborough had somehow mated and produced a TV series instead of a child.

Here's a taster. (not of the conception)


Enjoy!!!
Personally, I haven't stopped laughing.

"ALAN!!!"
"ALAN!!"
"AL!!!"
"ALAN!!"
"ALAN!"

Tracy's legendary 'love-cave'

AWESOME!
Anyone already thinking of searching her friends out to make one of many seedy comments, don't bother, I don't think Tracy lives their anymore.

Conair

A friend introduced me to Nicholas Cage's secret passion.
I think it's amazing!!!



I'm still laughing!