Paul Lung

Words can not describe the graphite realism that is betrayed in Paul Lungs art. But if they did they'd probably say Walrus! I told you they couldn't describe it, what were you expecting?
Just look on in wonder as we browse a selection of his impossible not photo's.

The London Metro quotes:
'Each one will take about 40 to 60 hours and I will draw when I get back from the office after work for about three to four hours a day.

'Most of my drawing size are A2 size and all done using a 0.5mm technical pencil. I like graphite realism drawing because I can use just one single pencil to create millions of different textures.'

http://www.mdolla.com/2009/04/illustrations-by-paul-lung-42-pc.html

Bangers and Mash Machine's

This article in the times really tickled me, unfortunately not everyone saw the funny side.


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/money/consumer_affairs/article6808494.ece

P.S. John Strachan, 52, an IT worker from Dundee, can suck my balls!
Unfortunately after selecting Cockney over the more traditional and familiar English language, Poor John discovered he did not understand the prompts on screen, so (amazingly) failed to enjoy the experience. He has recently complained about not understanding the Chinese on the back of a bean tin and the Lithuanian language selection on facebook.