Trick or Treat?

I'm proud to say this feels like my most bizarre post to date!

Anyone who, like me, snuck down stairs to watch the classic Stephen King adaptation 'IT' before they were of legal age (and lived to regret it), should possibly look away now...


Oh yes, you can now rent your own stalker!
My prayers have been answered, and he's a clown to boot.
Thank you ebay!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150325458532
(Only available in the US)